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First let me start this with the usual if you have not purchased my collection of short stories The Nature of Pathetic please check it out HERE

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Okay, listen up. I am a strong supporter of live and let live. I do not want to have any control over your life. I respect your decisions (as long as they aren’t hurting others) I just ask that you respect mine. This, of course, includes cigarettes. Whether you’re a smoker or not it is a statement of fact that smoking is one of the worst things you can do to your body. I don’t care if you fucking make that decision to smoke, and I understand quitting is difficult because addiction is a serious issue, but don’t endanger my fucking dog.

I mean it. If I am walking my dog and you are smoking, keep that fucking shit away from his mouth. He is just trying to enjoy the sunshine and live a long happy and healthy life. Keep that poison to yourself. Because do whatever you want to me, but if you endanger my fucking dog, who is the epitome of love and innocence, I will destroy you.

There is definitely a lesson in this about respecting others. Don’t push your life on others. Don’t push your bad habits or beliefs on others. Just live life and let others live theirs. Is that so fucking hard?

Fuck it’s been a long day. I am exhausted as all hell and I keep looking at this fucking bourbon sitting across my desk wondering if I should break it out or if that’ll just put me to sleep. To drink or not to drink, that is the question. Whether tis nobler to rinse my mouth with Listerine of outrageous stinging. Or to take arms against a whiskey on the rocks. And by opposing, chug it. To dine? To drink no more!

Yeah fuck it. I’ll have a glass. Thanks Hamlet you fucking lunatic. Talk about a guy who couldn’t live and let live. He had a number of opportunities to just leave and live a happy royal life but chose to force his will on the court of Denmark. Also, that just shows how irrelevant your problems are. I mean the fucking Prince of Denmark was taking out the entire royal court and the rest of the country just went about their business like nothing was going on. They couldn’t give two flying fucks about the court as long as they had food on the table. Damn, epiphany! Ha, how about that. It doesn’t matter what a big shot you are, your life doesn’t actually matter in the grand scheme of things. Just make sure it matters to you. Damn, so I need to get some killer abs for me. Excuse me while I go do some fucking sit ups!

Just another reminder, you can purchase my collection of short stories The Nature of Pathetic please check it out HERE

I hope you fucking enjoyed this fucking article.

-Fuck it

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